Splinters are great motivators

July 6, 2008. Smatterings of cousins are enjoying a traditional July 4th gathering. Johanna, a guest from Germany, suggests we take a group picture before parting ways. It is a beautiful sunny day so we decide to group ourselves on the deck for the picture. Mel warns, “put some shoes on or you’ll get splinters”. Clustered and smiling the shot is snapped. Johanna, seated on the deck, stands up and immediately reaches for her backside exclaiming, “Ouch”! No amount of brushing or wiggling brings relief. In the privacy of a bedroom she drops her pants to reveal 8-10 splinters piercing her bottom. Ouch indeed! Donning my magnifying reading glasses and armed with tweezers I went to work extracting the beastly quills. Betsy brought in hydrogen peroxide. Gratefully, we were able to get them all amid nervous laughter mingled with painful squeals.

The deck has been a booby trap of splinters and breaking rails for the last several years. Seldom used because of it, yet inspired by splinters, Mel & Betsy made a call to Tom for collaboration. The family decided to act and reclaim the deck from age and weather.

The following is an account of projects and improvements.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Front Porch

July 9, 2008
Simultaneously the front porch was being overhauled. The guys encountered a problem when the stairs were removed. The cement pad was crumbling, uneven and unstable. No way could it securely support new stairs.



I made a quick call to the cousins for approval and the old pad was removed. Not anticipating cement work, the appropriate tools were not ready at hand. Having no shame I went to neighbors, Rob & Stacy, two door down. As it happens Rob had stopped by to chat with Dave the day before. With shovels, a sledge hammer and wheel barrel in hand I returned and we didn’t miss a beat. Edgar, the youngest and lowest on the totem pole, got sledge hammer duty and pounded the old pad to pieces for removal.



The up-side is, that the pieces were put on the side of the driveway in an effort to help extend the driveway pad eventually.


A call to a cement supplier let me know our order could be delivered in one hour. A frame went together fast and the new, larger pad was poured.






Post supports were counter sunk into the cement making a much more secure railing.



The new porch was laid, new stairs and railings were constructed and everything was sealed. It is very pleasing to the eye.



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